You must drink every time you:
-See a coexist bumper bumper sticker
-See a group of Kits smoking weed out in bright daylight
-See a NU student jaywalking across Sheridan seemingly with a death wish
-See an Obama lawn ornament
-See a white person acting ridiculously guilty over the fact that they have money
-Hear an obnoxious large group of kids from Chute, Haven, or Nicholas
-Hear some random Wilmette brat from New Trier talk shit about Evanston despite the fact that they are hanging out in our downtown
-Hear an Evanston parent complain about republicans
-Hear someone say “Evanston isn’t like the rest of the North Shore.” or refer to it as E town, also if you hear the words hella/jank/tweak/slore/scro/etc